Mike Sager
Dupont, WA USA
CR1604
It was the Surrender the Booty tour 1998 and the wenches were running wild that night....shiver me' timber...got WOOD me bucko!
One lusty lass quaft a few too many brews and bathed me console with a mixture of what appeared to be chick peas and Slim Jims (in bite size mangled pieces). Luckily I was still capable of walking the plank with that which stank. A quick douche of Perrier...love those bubbles and we were back up an running....that is until Cappie's one eyed monkey Cyclops decided he should be the sound man. You wouldn't believe what a one eyed monkey can do with your back turned. Cyclops loves plastic knobs...reminds him of his surrogate mother with rubber nipples. He decides to grab all the red knobs off the board and head for his Love Chamber. Ginger his main squeeze is waiting for him back stage in one of our road cases (which has the back up CR1604 in it). When we finally found those two they had been using the sliders for a little foreplay...we won't go into the details, but thank God for Perrier....love those bubbles.
The night was a bloody success and not a single one of the band was keel hauled...well, that was not till after the show when ol' Eileena (the one legged drummer) was taken captive by Cyclops and Ginger...seems they had a little fantasy thing for amputees...Eileena is still trying to get those red knobs off her breasts. (I can't stop here...) Who would have thought that Ginger was bi and knew how to open a tube of Super Glue.
Oh...the back up CR worked like a charm...only glitch was I missed a little smegma on channel 14 and my finger slipped of the slider as the lead guitarist went for his lead...he'll get over it...and if not I understand Ginger loves lead guitarists.
